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- Baskin Robbins once made Ching Ying flavoured ice cream!
- Ideally, Ching Ying should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ching Ying.
- The fingerprints of Ching Ying are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Ching Ying!
- Ching Yingicide is the killing of Ching Ying.
- Ching Ying was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Ching Ying', hated Ching Ying and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
- Ching Ying once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
- Ching Ying can last longer without water than a camel can.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Char Siew !@$.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Char Siew !@$ to stand for parliament.
- Char Siew !@$ can use only about ten percent of her brain.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Char Siew !@$!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Char Siew !@$.
- Char Siew !@$ has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- If you cut Char Siew !@$ in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- Char Siew !@$ has four noses.
- Char Siew !@$ can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Char Siew !@$.
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