Sunday, July 13, 2008

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WTP.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ching Ying!

  1. Baskin Robbins once made Ching Ying flavoured ice cream!
  2. Ideally, Ching Ying should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ching Ying.
  4. The fingerprints of Ching Ying are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Ching Ying!
  6. Ching Yingicide is the killing of Ching Ying.
  7. Ching Ying was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Ching Ying', hated Ching Ying and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  9. Ching Ying once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  10. Ching Ying can last longer without water than a camel can.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Char Siew !@$!

  1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Char Siew !@$.
  2. South Australia was the first place to allow Char Siew !@$ to stand for parliament.
  3. Char Siew !@$ can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Char Siew !@$!
  5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Char Siew !@$.
  6. Char Siew !@$ has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  7. If you cut Char Siew !@$ in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  8. Char Siew !@$ has four noses.
  9. Char Siew !@$ can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Char Siew !@$.
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